Wednesday, April 7, 2021

I Made It Past Stage One Interviews : Now Comes Stage Two - Team Building by John Doyle

Pin stripe suit/clean shirt and tie/stops off at the corner shop/to buy The Times…
Bruce Foxton 1979
 
To see if we can make it 
in retail and customer service
they take us for the day to some mid-grade hotel. It's nice here, 
says a guy who clearly watches Star Trek - 
 
I can tell already he's made it.
They sit us down in a conference room, set out some tasks -
5 seconds in, I'm looking for connections
between stacking shelves 
 
and locating firewood on a desert island 
should our metaphorical jumbo-jet ever come down;
it seems a little out of synch to me, 
but this William Riker type, well done kid, 
 
he's already solved it - beam him on up to level three -
regional sales and accounts - 50k per annum allegedly, 
and that’s after tax.
Nathan, from County Down, sits in,
 
he's been recruitment manager nearly 3 years,
and you can tell he's down with the common man -
his Thomas Shelby haircut's really en point -
and the girls seem to like his Viking beard.
 
After three minutes I'm saying goodbye
to my ass at a till in their Kildare branch,
it was firewood, food, shelter, in that order,
as I watch fanboy ascend to executive director.
 
Nathan is really nice though,
wishes me well with my book -
I'll call it Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Stacking Shelves on a Desert Island,
then I head for my bus. 
 
Outside I meet the ghost of Mickey Goldmill;
dems are de breaks Kid,
sharpen up that right -
he snarls, and I take my ticket, watching Celbridge flee this corporate lava





John Doyle became a Mod again in the summer of 2017 to fight off his impending mid-life crisis; whether this has been a success remains to be seen. He has has two collections published to date, A Stirring at Dusk in 2017, and Songs for Boys Called Wendell Gomez in 2018, both on PSKI's Porch.

He is based in Maynooth, County Kildare, Ireland. All he asks is that you leave your guns at the door and tie up your horses before your enter.

Saturday, April 3, 2021

Intersecting by Susan Tepper

In the blackness 
of the warm night
while I sleep
a witch-tree 
is screwed in the grass 
out back.
I don’t notice ‘til morning.
Bending to wiggle it
and feeling the hard ground 
pushing back 
saying No, thank you.
The thing is
small and ugly
just fallen branch sticks 
intersecting;
scarcely tall as my knees.
I’m afraid suddenly.
Though I’ve been afraid
all this year
and the one before.



Susan Tepper is a twenty year writer in all genres, and the author of nine published books.  Her most recent are CONFESS (a poetry chapbook by Cervena Barva Press, 2020) and a quirky road novel WHAT DRIVES MEN (Wilderness House Press, 2019).  Currently Tepper is in pre-production of an Off-Bdwy play titled THE CROOKED HEART which she based on artist Jackson Pollock’s later years.
www.susantepper.com



Thursday, April 1, 2021

Second Chances by Don Robishaw

    Four young girls sit on a dilapidated porch attached to a gray Cape Cod with worn and falling shingles waving to their Dad in the gravel driveway. The oldest cups her hand and whispers, “Looks like Mama’s pissed off, again.” A white T-shirt, a red bandana, and a pretty blond with gray streaks. The sole of Ellie’s rainbow-stained white shoe and her back rest against the faded gold Camaro. 
Rocky Midnight, her husband and professional minor league baseball player faces her with arms folded, head down . . . looking sad.
 “Twelve years, falling for your shit. Can’t take much more.” The mortgage payment is past due. Tears drip from her blue eyes. “Find a real job. Your family or the dream? Gave mine up for you a long time ago.” Arms folded across her chest, too. She looks miserable, though. 
    “Honey, sober one year now. It’s the big show this time,” says Rocky.
    Ellie’s eyes widen . . . she knows it’s his last chance at the dream. “Great, you stopped drinking. That doesn’t feed the kids. They’re tired of the taste of hot dogs and beans. I’m taking your suit to the cleaners. Back to the therapist’s and lawyer’s office Wednesday morning. Don’t forget.” Those frustrating years of listening to bullshit have added up.
Ellie pushes off the Camaro and asks, “What shit-hole this time?”
America’s highways and the old Chevy, bought with a signing bonus out of high school, have taken him to scenic Scranton, awesome Aberdeen, heavenly Hartford, Trenton, Allentown, and Tulsa-town too. 

Rocky says, “Honey, it’s not any of those one-horse-towns. It’s Boston.” 

He stayed positive through those years, even when his drunken father would say, ‘you’ll never amount to shit, kid.’ Last time his father said that he hung himself an hour later under the old Oak tree in the yard. 
    “Good luck,” Ellie says as he gets in the car and she returns to the smell of oil-based paints. Colors run in rivulets down the palette, dislodged by tears running down her cheeks. She leaves a hollow abyss between the four girls on the canvas. Sadness and disappointment fill her artwork these days. 
Ellie once had a scholarship to Rhode Island School of Design. Rocky told her, ‘If we chase two rabbits, we won’t catch either.’ She agreed. 

                                                        *                                                 
    It’s the second occasion in his pitiful career he’s on the pitcher’s mound as the starter for the Boston Red Sox Major League team. Sober this time. He’s waiting for the umpire’s traditional call to, play ball. 
    Two men, slower than usual, walk towards the mound as Rocky tosses a baseball back and forth. The manager speaks, “Sorry son, we have to bring everyone into the clubhouse.” They signal players to come in from the field. 
The umpire says, “Well, it was bound to happen. We can’t take the risk any longer.” The commissioner, owners, and feds suspended the season because of the pandemic. “You're out!” Rocky closes his eyes. . . 

                                                        * 

Rocky opens his eyes. . .  He removes his blue cap and swipes his forehead. Rocky never takes his cap off.  But wait, wasn’t that last year? It’s 2021. Scientists discovered an advanced quick-acting vaccine. There will be baseball today. Ten percent attendance is better than zero.   
                                                

His five biggest fans cheer from behind the dugout. Hot dogs taste better at Fenway Park. Messy faces -- girls love em’ with all the fixings. Ellie smiles as she drains a foamy sixteen ounce cup of draught beer. She stands, removes her cap with the red B on the front, waves it in the air, and with white foam covering her upper-lip screams, “Love ya, Captain Midnight!”




Before Don Robishaw stopped working to write, he ran educational programs for homeless shelters for thirteen years. 

Don's also well-traveled, using various ways and means: Sailor, Peace Corps Volunteer, bartender, hitchhiker, world traveler, college professor, and circus roustabout.

His work has recently appeared in, The Rye Whiskey Review, Drunk Monkeys,O’ Dark Thirty, Literary Orphans, Crack-the-Spine, The Remembered Arts, Open: Journal of Arts and Letters, Flash Fiction Magazine, and others. His chapbook, ‘Willie’s Bad Paper Odyssey’ was a semi-finalist in Digging Press 2018 Summer Chapbook Contest.

He like to write poetry, satire, tragedies, and gritty fictional tales — of men and women from various backgrounds — that may have sprouted from a seed, from his past.

Many of the characters he developed have been homeless, served for periods of time in the military, or are based upon archetypes or sterotypes he's met while on the road. 







Tuesday, March 30, 2021

I Hope You’re Eaten First by Scott Simmons

This lie consumes my soul.

You chose not to see it.
While I tried to destroy it.

But we are now both in the web.
Waiting to be devoured.

And all I can do is smile.






Scott Simmons is a poet, humorist, and artist of debatable quality from Houston Texas. 
 He is also the editor of the Dope Fiend Daily and enjoys reading your submissions as little as possible. 

His work has been featured in places such as The Rye Whiskey Review, Fearless, HST, Daune's Poetree, The Black Shamrock, The Anti-Heroin chic, and Under The Bleachers.





Monday, March 1, 2021

Terrain by Susan Tepper

Ice trails sluice 

rock face 

spiraling down 

the mountain

where all spawns 

in darkness.

I once spoke your name.

By god it drove me

up a wall then down.

Those days we could 

flinch on a dime 

and walk away

still feeling brand new.

This time don’t let 

your guard drop.

The animals know 

to stay in hiding.

What of you—

giving away your last

best years

a desperate clutching 

at willowy limbs, vines 

just beyond reach

‘til your feet shoot out

from underneath

sliding—

tumbling—

taking the full brunt.



Susan Tepper is a twenty year writer in all genres, and the author of nine published books.  Her most recent are CONFESS (a poetry chapbook by Cervena Barva Press, 2020) and a quirky road novel WHAT DRIVES MEN (Wilderness House Press, 2019).  Currently Tepper is in pre-production of an Off-Bdwy play titled THE CROOKED HEART which she based on artist Jackson Pollock’s later years.

www.susantepper.com


Saturday, February 13, 2021

Jesus Has Left The Building by Susan Tepper

A child, I secretly wept
in my tissue 
during Stations of the Cross,
the chapel dank, dim lit
against brilliant stained glass
All the little girl voices
in repeat.
I could not bear witness 
to the man flogged
under his load, 
thorned in the valley of blood 
the shadow of death,
station by station 
that stiff pew, crumpling
the tissue my mother had provided
into dust.





Susan Tepper is the author of nine published books of fiction and poetry. Her most current are a poetry chap CONFESS (Cervena Barva Press, 2020) and a funky road novel WHAT DRIVES MEN (Wilderness House Press, 2019).  Currently she is in pre-production of a play she adapted from an earlier novel about artist Jackson Pollock in his later years. www.susantepper.com



Friday, February 12, 2021

Angels Along The Lost Highway by Kevin M. Hibshman

The angels took a detour into the desert.
Lachrymose, they set about hedging their bets as they surveyed the expanse of sand before them.
God, that great task master, was beginning to infuriate them with his endless demands on their time.
They missed the bright neon and garish spectacle of city life.
One spoke aloud the others' thoughts:
“Immortality is wasted on the wise.”





Kevin M. Hibshman has had poems published in many journals and magazines world wide.
 In addition, he has edited his poetry zine, Fearless, since 1990 and is the author of sixteen chapbooks including Love Sex Death Dreams (Green Bean Press, 2000) and Incessant Shining (Alternating Current, 2011).