Pin stripe suit/clean shirt and tie/stops off at the corner shop/to buy The Times…
Bruce Foxton 1979
To see if we can make it
in retail and customer service
they take us for the day to some mid-grade hotel. It's nice here,
says a guy who clearly watches Star Trek -
I can tell already he's made it.
They sit us down in a conference room, set out some tasks -
5 seconds in, I'm looking for connections
between stacking shelves
and locating firewood on a desert island
should our metaphorical jumbo-jet ever come down;
it seems a little out of synch to me,
but this William Riker type, well done kid,
he's already solved it - beam him on up to level three -
regional sales and accounts - 50k per annum allegedly,
and that’s after tax.
Nathan, from County Down, sits in,
he's been recruitment manager nearly 3 years,
and you can tell he's down with the common man -
his Thomas Shelby haircut's really en point -
and the girls seem to like his Viking beard.
After three minutes I'm saying goodbye
to my ass at a till in their Kildare branch,
it was firewood, food, shelter, in that order,
as I watch fanboy ascend to executive director.
Nathan is really nice though,
wishes me well with my book -
I'll call it Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Stacking Shelves on a Desert Island,
then I head for my bus.
Outside I meet the ghost of Mickey Goldmill;
dems are de breaks Kid,
sharpen up that right -
he snarls, and I take my ticket, watching Celbridge flee this corporate lava
Wednesday, April 7, 2021
I Made It Past Stage One Interviews : Now Comes Stage Two - Team Building by John Doyle
John Doyle became a Mod again in the summer of 2017 to fight off his impending mid-life crisis; whether this has been a success remains to be seen. He has has two collections published to date, A Stirring at Dusk in 2017, and Songs for Boys Called Wendell Gomez in 2018, both on PSKI's Porch.
He is based in Maynooth, County Kildare, Ireland. All he asks is that you leave your guns at the door and tie up your horses before your enter.
Saturday, April 3, 2021
Intersecting by Susan Tepper
In the blackness
of the warm night
while I sleep
a witch-tree
is screwed in the grass
out back.
I don’t notice ‘til morning.
Bending to wiggle it
and feeling the hard ground
pushing back
saying No, thank you.
The thing is
small and ugly
just fallen branch sticks
intersecting;
scarcely tall as my knees.
I’m afraid suddenly.
Though I’ve been afraid
all this year
and the one before.
of the warm night
while I sleep
a witch-tree
is screwed in the grass
out back.
I don’t notice ‘til morning.
Bending to wiggle it
and feeling the hard ground
pushing back
saying No, thank you.
The thing is
small and ugly
just fallen branch sticks
intersecting;
scarcely tall as my knees.
I’m afraid suddenly.
Though I’ve been afraid
all this year
and the one before.
Susan Tepper is a twenty year writer in all genres, and the author of nine published books. Her most recent are CONFESS (a poetry chapbook by Cervena Barva Press, 2020) and a quirky road novel WHAT DRIVES MEN (Wilderness House Press, 2019). Currently Tepper is in pre-production of an Off-Bdwy play titled THE CROOKED HEART which she based on artist Jackson Pollock’s later years.
www.susantepper.com
Thursday, April 1, 2021
Second Chances by Don Robishaw
Four young girls sit on a dilapidated porch attached to a gray Cape Cod with worn and falling shingles waving to their Dad in the gravel driveway. The oldest cups her hand and whispers, “Looks like Mama’s pissed off, again.” A white T-shirt, a red bandana, and a pretty blond with gray streaks. The sole of Ellie’s rainbow-stained white shoe and her back rest against the faded gold Camaro.
Rocky Midnight, her husband and professional minor league baseball player faces her with arms folded, head down . . . looking sad.
“Twelve years, falling for your shit. Can’t take much more.” The mortgage payment is past due. Tears drip from her blue eyes. “Find a real job. Your family or the dream? Gave mine up for you a long time ago.” Arms folded across her chest, too. She looks miserable, though.
“Honey, sober one year now. It’s the big show this time,” says Rocky.
Ellie’s eyes widen . . . she knows it’s his last chance at the dream. “Great, you stopped drinking. That doesn’t feed the kids. They’re tired of the taste of hot dogs and beans. I’m taking your suit to the cleaners. Back to the therapist’s and lawyer’s office Wednesday morning. Don’t forget.” Those frustrating years of listening to bullshit have added up.
Ellie pushes off the Camaro and asks, “What shit-hole this time?”
America’s highways and the old Chevy, bought with a signing bonus out of high school, have taken him to scenic Scranton, awesome Aberdeen, heavenly Hartford, Trenton, Allentown, and Tulsa-town too.
Rocky says, “Honey, it’s not any of those one-horse-towns. It’s Boston.”
“Twelve years, falling for your shit. Can’t take much more.” The mortgage payment is past due. Tears drip from her blue eyes. “Find a real job. Your family or the dream? Gave mine up for you a long time ago.” Arms folded across her chest, too. She looks miserable, though.
“Honey, sober one year now. It’s the big show this time,” says Rocky.
Ellie’s eyes widen . . . she knows it’s his last chance at the dream. “Great, you stopped drinking. That doesn’t feed the kids. They’re tired of the taste of hot dogs and beans. I’m taking your suit to the cleaners. Back to the therapist’s and lawyer’s office Wednesday morning. Don’t forget.” Those frustrating years of listening to bullshit have added up.
Ellie pushes off the Camaro and asks, “What shit-hole this time?”
America’s highways and the old Chevy, bought with a signing bonus out of high school, have taken him to scenic Scranton, awesome Aberdeen, heavenly Hartford, Trenton, Allentown, and Tulsa-town too.
Rocky says, “Honey, it’s not any of those one-horse-towns. It’s Boston.”
He stayed positive through those years, even when his drunken father would say, ‘you’ll never amount to shit, kid.’ Last time his father said that he hung himself an hour later under the old Oak tree in the yard.
“Good luck,” Ellie says as he gets in the car and she returns to the smell of oil-based paints. Colors run in rivulets down the palette, dislodged by tears running down her cheeks. She leaves a hollow abyss between the four girls on the canvas. Sadness and disappointment fill her artwork these days.
Ellie once had a scholarship to Rhode Island School of Design. Rocky told her, ‘If we chase two rabbits, we won’t catch either.’ She agreed.
*
It’s the second occasion in his pitiful career he’s on the pitcher’s mound as the starter for the Boston Red Sox Major League team. Sober this time. He’s waiting for the umpire’s traditional call to, play ball.
Two men, slower than usual, walk towards the mound as Rocky tosses a baseball back and forth. The manager speaks, “Sorry son, we have to bring everyone into the clubhouse.” They signal players to come in from the field.
The umpire says, “Well, it was bound to happen. We can’t take the risk any longer.” The commissioner, owners, and feds suspended the season because of the pandemic. “You're out!” Rocky closes his eyes. . .
*
Rocky opens his eyes. . . He removes his blue cap and swipes his forehead. Rocky never takes his cap off. But wait, wasn’t that last year? It’s 2021. Scientists discovered an advanced quick-acting vaccine. There will be baseball today. Ten percent attendance is better than zero.
His five biggest fans cheer from behind the dugout. Hot dogs taste better at Fenway Park. Messy faces -- girls love em’ with all the fixings. Ellie smiles as she drains a foamy sixteen ounce cup of draught beer. She stands, removes her cap with the red B on the front, waves it in the air, and with white foam covering her upper-lip screams, “Love ya, Captain Midnight!”
Before Don Robishaw stopped working to write, he ran educational programs for homeless shelters for thirteen years.
Don's also well-traveled, using various ways and means: Sailor, Peace Corps Volunteer, bartender, hitchhiker, world traveler, college professor, and circus roustabout.
His work has recently appeared in, The Rye Whiskey Review, Drunk Monkeys,O’ Dark Thirty, Literary Orphans, Crack-the-Spine, The Remembered Arts, Open: Journal of Arts and Letters, Flash Fiction Magazine, and others. His chapbook, ‘Willie’s Bad Paper Odyssey’ was a semi-finalist in Digging Press 2018 Summer Chapbook Contest.
He like to write poetry, satire, tragedies, and gritty fictional tales — of men and women from various backgrounds — that may have sprouted from a seed, from his past.
Many of the characters he developed have been homeless, served for periods of time in the military, or are based upon archetypes or sterotypes he's met while on the road.